Odd Arguement between an Stubborn Editor and an Insolent Writer
Lily: Ha, way to go genius, you spelled argument wrong!
Isabel: It was a typo. A-r-g-u-m-e-n-t.
Lily: You’re a typo!
Isabel: Okay anyway, about your latest article…
Lily: Say what? I know—it’s awesome, just like me!
Isabel: Yes, yes, it is. I know. But, Lily, you can’t say rude things about celebrities who are only 15. Such as a certain Justin Bieber.
Lily: Are you giving me a ride home today?
Isabel: Maybe, maybe not, concentrate! ‘Kay?
Lily: But if you can’t drive me home I don’t go home, sister, so YOU’RE GIVING ME A RIDE, ‘KAY?
Isabel: Does that make a difference in my life? No. It doesn’t. But fine, whatever, so about Jushu-Jusd9 iyn b- Justin! Stop hitting my hand when I type!B { UGH! LILIAN!
Lily: {pouts} WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT I POUTED??? I DON’T POUT, YOU POUTER!!!
Isabel: Uh, okay, um, Lily?
Lily: Yar?
Isabel: If you don’t want to edit your article and change it to constructive criticism—
Lily: Ah, put a sock in it. Now, what do you want?
Isabel: If you don’t want to edit your article and change it to constructive criticism, I’m, uh, going to…I got it! Have someone else write a … REBUTTAL!
Watch for Julie N.'s rebuttal to Lily Has Opinions: Justin Bieber.
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