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Friday, January 29, 2010

Prelude to a Rebuttal

Odd Arguement between an Stubborn Editor and an Insolent Writer

Lily: Ha, way to go genius, you spelled argument wrong!

Isabel: It was a typo. A-r-g-u-m-e-n-t.

Lily: You’re a typo!

Isabel: Okay anyway, about your latest article…

Lily: Say what? I know—it’s awesome, just like me!

Isabel: Yes, yes, it is. I know. But, Lily, you can’t say rude things about celebrities who are only 15. Such as a certain Justin Bieber.

Lily: Are you giving me a ride home today?

Isabel: Maybe, maybe not, concentrate! ‘Kay?

Lily: But if you can’t drive me home I don’t go home, sister, so YOU’RE GIVING ME A RIDE, ‘KAY?

Isabel: Does that make a difference in my life? No. It doesn’t. But fine, whatever, so about Jushu-Jusd9 iyn b- Justin! Stop hitting my hand when I type!B { UGH! LILIAN!

Lily: {pouts} WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT I POUTED??? I DON’T POUT, YOU POUTER!!!

Isabel: Uh, okay, um, Lily?

Lily: Yar?

Isabel: If you don’t want to edit your article and change it to constructive criticism—

Lily: Ah, put a sock in it. Now, what do you want?

Isabel: If you don’t want to edit your article and change it to constructive criticism, I’m, uh, going to…I got it! Have someone else write a … REBUTTAL!

Watch for Julie N.'s rebuttal to Lily Has Opinions: Justin Bieber.

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